Reading on the Bus

A GUY sits on the bus reading a book. An IDIOT boards and walks toward the back of the bus. As he sits in the seat across the aisle from the guy, the idiot stares at the guy reading. The guy knows the idiot is going to say something.

IDIOT: Hey there, readin’ huh?

GUY: Yep.

IDIOT: Well, whatcha readin’?

GUY: Nothing. I’m answering your questions.